Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

Alisée

Alisée is the most increadible person you will ever meet. She is kind and caring and no matter how bad you might want to not think about her, she will always be there to catch her when you need her most. She is kind, sweet, beautiful, everything you could possibly imagine. She is generally blond, aesthetic, kind, and won’t take your shit. You can easily get rid of her by spraying her with sunlight, but if your sane you wouldn’t want to.

Omg, I have a new friend. SHE’S AN ALISÉE!!