RepTard

RepTards are idiot Republicans soundbyte samplers. They are verbally indistinguishable from one to other because of their word for word regurgitation of the party's daily "talking points". Should the daily "T.P.'s" not arrive on time, they would stare blankly into the camera in a wide eyed silent double blink, mouth agape, (worst case) with a small stream of drool slowly rolling down the corner of their puppet party mouths.
They are seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves, and therefore adopt a hive mentality.
They are also reptilian in the area of compassion.
They're precise in their consistency with regard to staying contrary to anything the Democratic party says, despite the sense it may make.

What a fucking RepTard.

Bob: "Did you here what that "RepTard said?"

Larry: "If by RepTard you mean Republican, then Yes I did".

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Shar-ttoo

Shar-ttoo: A semi-permanent Tattoo (usually drawn on by the wearer) with A Sharpie.

Antonym: "Reverse Shar-ttoo" When, unaware, the wearer has drawn the Sharttoo refection style because they used a mirror.

Factoid: You can usually tell right (write?) away whether the wearer a righty or a lefty because of what side of the body the Shar-ttoo is on.

Nice fuckin' Shar-ttoo dude!

I guess that Shar-ttoo read right in the mirror huh?

Good thing you didn't turn that Shar-ttoo into a Tatt.

I'm gonna Shar-ttoo your name on me, that way we can keep it casual...

Did you just take a shower? Your Shar-ttoo is all smudged.