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satellite

noun:

(on the satellite, to the satellite)

1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a "sattelite" or another planet completely.

2. fucked up, out of your mind.

3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.

verb:
(satellite'n, satelliting)

1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.

2. the act of getting fucked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. These results are usually the intention of the person.

"Don't call me for a ride...I'm about to be satellite'n."

"We about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite."

"We went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite."

"I saw Laurie last night and she was so fucked up....she was on that satellite"

"We about to satellite in this bitch. Light it up!"

"We sittin' around, smoking a J, and next thing I know, I'm on dat satellite."

"Dude, I went to a Flaming Lips concert, but I don't even remember...I was on a satellite."

by sarajonn November 22, 2009

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