you swore

something someone says after someone tries to do something and fails

Jon: Hey dude, watch me do this cool skateboarding move.

*Falls on face*

Friend: YOU SWORE.

*Jon embarrassed*

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fondue

*Used when someone's buttcrack is showing*
To slide your finger in your friends buttcrack quickly.

*Ali bends over to pick up her pencil*
*Sarah races towards Ali's butt*
*Sarah slides her finger down Ali's pants*
Ali: Ah Sar, you just fondued me.

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