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When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
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Using the inside cardboard of a pizza box or pizza box lid for 'a plate' on which to eat other than pizza. There may be slight grease or cheese residue on the box or lid, but this does not deter the bachelor from using either flat surface as a plate. Using a bachelor plate means that there are no clean dishes, every dish is dirty and while it's a food poisoning risk, the bachelor is too lazy to wash dishes.
This is sometimes referred to a Dorm Plate as well, since college students don't keep dishes in their dorm rooms and dorm kitchenettes aren't stocked with much except fraternity emblazoned mugs. Pizza boxes then become employed as Plates.
One dude to another: I've got 2 plates left.
Another: Whaddya mean, I don't see any frickin' plates.
Dude: (Opens used pizza box) One here (points to lid) and one here (points to bottom of box)
Another: Man I'll eat off my car hood before I eat off that. Nasty!
Dude: What's wrong with my bachelor plate ??? I eat off these all the time. Haven't gotten sick yet.
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Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis
Girl to Another: I'm so sore....
Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina
Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!
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Text-ese for ENJOY THE WEEKEND
Texter to another: TGIF!
Another: ETW!
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Usually a girl, but can be a guy, who attaches herself to a guy or faux friends who have plenty of 420, just so she can suck on the bong and get high. The Bongsucking Leech has no money and contributes nothing to the party, so to speak, may not even be cute, but will sometimes perform sexual favors or do errands to work off some of the leech-ery in trade.
That pink-haired chick is such a bongsucking leech, she is just using him for his weed. She even admits it behind his back. Now I think she's even moved in with him and cleans his apartment and cooks just so she can get high now.
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A pussy that has received g-post amplification thru the plastic surgery procedure whereby the g-spot is stimulated then injected with collagen or other similar filler. This makes a woman more orgasmic and some even report, makes them perpetually horny. The amplification effect lasts about 6 months, gradually dissipating in the last few months. The women who have the procedures generally become addicted to having Turbo Pussy, even tho the procedure costs on average: $1,200 - $1,500 per injection.
Woman commenting to another woman: All I want to do is get laid or break out my toys every nite, having Turbo Pussy has turned me into a nympho!
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Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
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