Mortal

To get so incredibly drunk you only escape your mortality from alcoholic poisoning by pure luck. Probably originating somewhere north uk (or another country altogether). This term is usually used prior to going out drinking, and is followed by a failed effort or pretence of being incredibly drunk.

"I'm gonna get mortal tonight! So lock up your daughters/sons/animals/other"

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Brenda

Toni’s vagine pussoir

Hey Toni how’s Brenda today?

Shes hungry for lurrrrrrve