The Goochâs Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I donât know Iâm stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemmaâ¦