iPhag

Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.

Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.

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endearritating

Adjective: Adorably annoying; aggravating, but cute.
As an adverb: endearingly.

"My dog is SO endearritating when he tries to shove his head under my hand while I'm trying to write. I mean, it's so frustrating but it's hard to scold him for doing something so sweet."

iPologist

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney

"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."

the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

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