A gay little homo that likes to snake around the map on cod ghost, otherwise known as GGA - "Gay Gambling Addict." One time he went to starbucks and asked for a PENIS Macchiato Iced .
LOOK TJ OVER THERE!!!!
A professional stick fighter!!! An a billion-year-old man who is older than the skeleton in your science class, he is a retired scientist who knows jack shit about science. After he retired he got a wife and has three children with her but he also has 20 other children with his three other side pieces Sarah, Kenzi, and Kody. After having children, he learned to stick fight to teach his children how to listen to him. Dr.Melton became a teacher when he turned 900 million years old and taught for only three months before turning into a skeleton just like his brother who is married to Dr. Meltons's side piece Sarah.