russian roll

A variation of rickrolling where a user is tricked into viewing Eduard Khil's creepy vocalise performance from an old Soviet-era TV show.

P1: Hey P1, check out this sweet CoD7 trailer...
P2: WTF? This guy's creepy. (catchy though...)
P1: Haha, you've been russian rolled!

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one percenter

As a noun:
1. Someone who is in the top 1% in terms of either yearly income or total assets.
2. Someone who simply appears to be rich.
3. Someone who spends an extremely large amount of money on a single interest.
4. Occasionally just refers to the first world in general.

As an adjective:
1. Something usually attributed to one percenters.
2. Goods or services that are way more expensive than similar goods and services.

p.s. This keeps getting rejected, but I'm not making this term up. Search "One percenter" with quotes and more than half of the links refer to this usage. (but it's not on UD yet) You even accepted One Percenter Problem which is this used as an adjective. I took out the sample names used in my previous definition if that was a problem. (wasn't naming friends) Only using pronouns now, except Obama and Edwards who are celebs. Sorry about that.

As a noun:
1. Contrary to what some people think, Obama is a one percenter.
2. He dresses like a one percenter, but he's buried in debt.
3. Everyone in TF2 thinks I'm a one percenter because I have 6 god tier hats.

As an adjective:
1. The iPhone 5 shortage is a one percenter problem.
2. Everyone gave John Edwards crap for his one percenter haircut, but most major politicians who still have hair spend at least that much.

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staycation

A meme that expresses dismay or mockery of buzzwords and other portmanteaus, often created by the media or marketers, that make people groan. Staycation, being one of the most successful buzzwords, has become the poster child for all buzzwords.

P1: Hey Bob, check out my new Quadroid handset.
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.

P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!

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