slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

9👍 4👎

#_o

The pirate smiley - with an eyepatch.

Pie Rat 1: Can't talk, playing a "backup" of Halo 2
Pie Rat 2: #_o sweet

10👍 11👎

skyping

Using skype to communicate via voice, text message, file transfer and link exchange simultaneously.

We've been skyping for three hours, trading mp3s and googling for images of pygmy goats while talking about 80s music.

105👍 31👎