Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

purposal

A purposal is a proposal for a project or to a person that serves a purpose of getting credit or favor for something you have already done.

Example 1:

“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”

Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”

Bob Rossing

This is when you finish breaking something so it can be properly fixed or replaced due to a “happy accident”.

Person 1: I was told that I wasn’t in line for a new laptop but I accidentally dropped it down a flight of stairs so now I will have a new one by tomorrow.

Person 2: Man, you were totally Bob Rossing that!

Schrödinger's cat music

This is when you dream or think of music but when you try to play it you find it is both not in your head and in your head at the same time.

I woke up with the perfect melody but when I tried to play it the freaking thing was both there and not there at the same time - freaking Schrödinger's cat music!

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