Random
Source Code
Random
a sexual act in which the male stands approxamately 5 feet and 6 inches away from the female who is laying on the bed on her back with her legs spread. from this pioint the man proceeds to sprint as fast as he can and try to aim his penis in to the females vagina without the use of his hands or any other object.
Jeremy: "Hey. Last night i tried out that kamikaze sex act you told me to try and i broke my damn dick!"
Andrew: "You're fucking retarded. I was kidding!"
Jeremy: "Well now i got a lighning bolt for a dick... Thanks alot Zeus!"
8👍 8👎
A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
2👍 2👎