mylf

man you'd like to fuck. Works the same way milf does.

Said by a guy: I am a mylf

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Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

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Out

Stating the intention of leaving in the immedate future.

"Later y'all, Im out."

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a2 2ll <3

A secret code that is a sneaky way of telling an awesome girl that you love her on the internet.

p.s. a2 2ll <3. Goodnight.

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