budget

a code word for marijuana when you'd rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

The logic is as follows...
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ''to budget'' or a noun ''budget''.

Stoner 1 - When we picking up that we-
Stoner 2 - BUDGET MAN! BUDGET! YOU GET BUD! REVERSE IT? WHAT DO YOU GET? BUDGET!!
Stoner 1 - woah, chill out dude, I was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother's...

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