Alpha Trash

A boy who begins puberty ahead of the curve, allowing him to date every girl in his grade before his male cohorts even have a chance; furthermore, is also a boy raised in a trashy family and by the time high school ends has been arrested at least once, does drugs, and commits felonies. In his golden years he also has the ability to date multiple girls at once, without any of his partners knowing that he is being promiscuous.

The boy headed his group of friends as the Alpha Male when puberty struck, allowing him to woo the same age babes. However, by the time high school ended, his girls were no longer in need of a bad boy who would blatantly commit crimes to win their favor, launching the boy into his twenties as Alpha Trash.

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Seattie

What people call Seattle who are not from Seattle but do so because they think people from Seattle nickname their city Seattie. It's basically a way to not sound like a tourist or someone who just moved to the city, but the person who says it this way ends up sounding like one anyway.

Ya bra I totally am digging the Seattie vibe!

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Titanfall call

When you phone your friend and tell them, "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes." Then you hang up without speaking anything else. Works better with FaceTime.

Ring Ring

Bro 1: "Hey bro, where you at?"

Bro 2: "Pilot, your Titan will be ready in two minutes."

click

Bro 1: "What? He hung up..."

Bro 3: "That was a Titanfall call man."

bettering

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

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