whorosity

A metric to measure the severeness of you whore era

My whorosity levels are at an all time low.

reserved whorosity

When you are in your deep hoe era, but you are secretive and classy about it.

"Josh, are you texting your sneaky link?"
"No, but if I were, I wouldn't tell you. If I am gonna have high levels of whorosity, I gotta keep it on the low."
"Wow, Josh. You have reserved whorosity!"