treat her right

To treat a female with genuine respect and kindness so that she will eventually want to fuck you.

Tyler: "Dude Natalie is so hot, but her boyfriend is such an asshole."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."

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NEGCAI

Stands for "not even gonna cap about it".

NEGCAI, fuck covid.

Drunkflation

The tendency to not care about how much things cost while intoxicated.

Dan: Hey Brad, how about another round?
Brad: Not tonight. We've already spent so much money on drinks.
Dan: C'mon man. Thanks to drunkflation, one more won't make that much of a difference.
Brad: Yeah you're right. Let's get a round for the house!

Hot leads turned cold

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

apb

adj. a fool or person that does not act wisely

-apb stands for april baby

Clinton was such an apb for getting with Monica Lewinsky while in office.

"I call 'em April babies cause they fools" - Lil Wayne

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