Joe

An unbelievably amazing man, who is extremely trustworthy and irresistible. Is always there for you when you need him. A genuinely kind person that once you get, you should never let go.

you are with a Joe? wow don't fuck it up!

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dickspoon

1. An ancient scottish sheep dog
2. (vulgarous slang) the spoon one carries to sample one's urine and other bodily fluids; traditionally made of pine wood, although dispossible plastic spoons are more common today

1. Call up the dickspoons to round up my sheep.

2. Daughter: I need a utencil to eat my poridge.
Father: Here borrow my dickspoon.

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Broventure

An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"

Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ

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saadique

The most boy around gets all the girls often has sex with them love to be around him he gets any and everyone

I loved Saadique last night