Hosé

It’s like Jose but a bit of a brainless version. As brainless I mean like american. Only they would say Jose as Hose. And the é is added to be quirky and different. They are so cool, aren’t they? Okay yes. Someone named Hosé is definitely half exotic, so they must have cool hair. Or something cool. Jose is usually a boy but could Hose be a girl also? That depends. Everything is acceptable nowadays

his name is Hosé
Jose? no Hosé, i’m quirky

Type-R

Someone or something rather fast, speedy. Also a type of car. But doesn’t have to be. Can be fast and furious. Can be fast and cute.

this car is a Type-R, it’s so fast
i’m fast as fuck boy, im a Type-R

February 8

National bully your friend named Ethel day

Hey, it’s February 8 today, how are we bullying Ethel?