Ramsey

Only the most ferocious snowblower of all time, the biggest, baddest snow removal device in history. Very well known for absolutely wrecking large piles of snow like the ones you see in the mall parking lots. It is said that Ramsey once cleared all of the snow in Chicago. Hes from the mufuggin skreets, you dont know his life, he went skydiving once, no joke.

Jon "Wasnt there a snowstorm in Des Moines yesterday? WTF happened?"

Brandon "yeah its all gone, Ramsey took care of it"

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Vaginaplasty

This is a procedure to help put back the pieces once a vagina has undergone irreversible damage from an absolutely enormous penis

Morgan: "did you hear chasity got vaginaplasty"
Lisa: "yeah Brandon cocked them legs back in the day and her pussy done been hangin out the bottom of her shorts for years now"

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