Scott

Me. I'm Scott and I like to eat tomatoes.

My girlfriend: Hi Scott!!
Me: Hey honey! I love you!

worldwide privacy tour

The Worldwide Privacy Tour is South Park's second episode in season 26. This episode is basically mocking Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

For people who haven't seen the episode yet, it's basically Prince Harry and Meghan on a plane to visit France, India, and Australia, only to say that they need privacy.

come on! come on! come on! come on! come on! it's the worldwide privacy tour! come on!

we want privaceh!

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giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.