queefcation

A queef of such power and duration that it requires time off from work.

"John had to take a queefcation."

Chocolate Eclair

When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.

Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home