red robin

Place where 15-25 year old thug-life wannabees hang on Friday/Saturday night to don their fake louis vuitton and parasuco couture, and to show off who made the most money dealin' this week, only to realize they don't have enough to tip their poor overworked and underpaid waitress more than 50 cents on their $98 bill, and then realize that they don't even have 98 dollars...so they magically discover "hair" in all their food and get it for free.

"Hey LaKishia, Tyrell, Y'all wanna hit up red robin's fo summa dat Speckled Lemonade? I hear if we put our own hair in the food we get it all fo' free! Dis shit be betta than the soup kitchen!"

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