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1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.
I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.
(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.
Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.
An inverted cliterous resulting from suction forces created by wet scissoring between two woman with geometrically similar vaginas.
Becky didn’t think clit flipping was possible until she scissored Darla after soaking in a hot tub.
butt bangin', plain and simple.
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."