Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

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spy pants

Trousers or pants that make a noise when you walk, usually made of a material such as corduroy, vinyl, pleather or some other man-made material. In other words, not good to wear for spying. Referring to said clothing as "spy pants" is an exercise in sarcasm.

We're going incognito, so don't wear your spy pants or anything too colorful.

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Depeche Mode-ical

Something that falls short of irony, but fits nicely for all the phenomena people usually assign to the word irony. Means bad luck, "a horrible coincidence", "the stupidity of man", "the mean-spiritedness of whomever's in charge of the universe." Refering to the lyrics of the Depeche Mode song, "Blasphemous Rumours".

Rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, and good advice that you just didn't take are not examples of irony, but those things are definitely Depeche Mode-ical.

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