Dirty Camillo

A person must wear a strap-on on the top of his head and has to penetrate a second person who's wearing a 2,5 meters long skirt; they must then balance in a people-tower and walk around as a single person while the upper man recite quotes by Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour as: ''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me'' or ''What scoundrels we would be if we did for ourselves what we are ready to do for Italy'' and so on.

Skilled people can also do a Double or a Triple Dirty Camillo, in which there are, respectively, 3 and 4 people-towers and only the upper one can recite the quotes.

Girl 1: "Hey! That man must be 2,5 meters tall!"
Girl 2: "Oh, no, those are Amanda and Josh doing a Dirty Camillo."

Person: "Wow, you should be in the Guinness World Record as one of the tallest man alive!"
Dirty Camillo: "No, I'm a sitting on a strap-on on the head of another man."
Person: *cringing* "Ahahah strange joke, man"
Dirty Camillo: "I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me."