chump

1. A chewing tobacco-induced bowel movement

"This Copenhagen is talking to a brother, I got's to take a chump."

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babaganoosh

1. (adv) A regional, adverbial phrase typically still found in use throughout the Pacific Northwest to describe an unavoidable situation; typically used in place of "What are you gonna do?"

Man #1: "Dude, sorry to hear about your girlfriend...I never saw that whole hermaphrodite thing even coming."
Man #2: "Yeah, me neither...Babaganoosh."

"Even though I knew her appetizer was going to give me explosive diarrhea, how was I going to refuse my future mother-in-law's infamous "jalapeno oysters"...Babaganoosh!

Man #1: "You gotta try some of this dip, man."
Man #2: "It looks like curdled vanilla yogurt and smells like sweaty tube socks."
Man #1: "Suit yourself dude, it's all we got till Thursday."
Man #2: (pause) "Babaganoosh...pass it on over"

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smump

1. A cigarette induced bowel movment of immediate importance.

"Excuse me, I think this Marlboro is bringin on a smump."

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