Snowden

A person who claims they will
complete their work at home, but never does.

I need this work done today, don’t pull a Snowden.

Karied

being tied under the belly of the horse that is fucking you in a manner that when it moves, you are attached. Some use a sex swing type object for an upside down saddle.

That lady at the donkey show was being Karied for a long time. If you get caught being Karied it may lead to a felony charge, depends on the state.

Lightfoot

A very gay person that hops around lightly on their foot. The way they hop is even gay.

Oscar is acting like a Lightfoot!