Joshua

He's the sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He's really funny and he has an oddly strong obsession with ULTRAKILL. He's also really good at a certain dwarf game COUGH COUGH COUGH DRG. He's different from any other boy you'll encounter. He's very loyal, he asks for consent (sometimes), and if you're lucky he'll ask you on a date.

Monkey Man 88: Yo wanna play DRG
Money: Not without Joshua, he's my poookie frfr