A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.
A hood of hair draped over one's lips.
Daddy, I like your hoodstache.
An orange so delicious that upon first bite, one becomes so sexually aroused that they jizz in their undergarments.
Stephan: "Fuck, this orange I bought from SuperStore looks incredible."
Pat: "Maybe you should eat that in the can. I don't want you to orangegasm near my medicine ball."