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Hoodstache

A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

by schg January 2, 2011


Orangegasm

An orange so delicious that upon first bite, one becomes so sexually aroused that they jizz in their undergarments.

Stephan: "Fuck, this orange I bought from SuperStore looks incredible."
Pat: "Maybe you should eat that in the can. I don't want you to orangegasm near my medicine ball."

by schg March 15, 2011