gormus

A gormus is the smell of the cum of someone who has eaten eggs beforehand. It smells really bad, however studies show that consuming an egg before insemination can raise the fertility of the cells. It is extremely fast, and can impregnate a woman in under a minute.

Son: "It smells like gormus in here"
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."

goongis

It is a living thing that is respectable, and modest. Usually used in the context of animals, specifically dogs.

"That dog is big Goongis."
"This couch is respectable and modest, therefore it a Goongis couch"
"Aye homie you are the big Goongis."

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shmorgus

A rejected character in the Matrix Universe, commonly a character in Matrix fanfiction. His traits vary from fic to fic, but he is usually portrayed as gay ant with an eyepatch.

A conversation he might have:
Neo: "Who are you?"
Shmorgus: "Shmorgus"

Gohnson

Commonly confused with a Johnson, a Gohnson is when you spit on a girls ass and it slides onto the floor.

Person 1: "Hey your bathroom floor is wet"
Person 2: "Yeah I was poppin Gohnsons off my girls ass earlier. "
Person 1: "What the fuck"

dorpo

A dorky policeman, as in a policeman that is a dork.

"That cop is a total dorpo"
"True"