van

Verb. To force someone into a van and abduct them, especially without identifying oneself.

I'm very concerned about the long term consequences of allowing the government to van people.
Graffiti is grounds for being vanned by the secret police these days.
He's just a grandad with a leafblower who doesn't want feds beating, tear gassing and vanning people.

yunder

v. To vomit.

My flatmate just yundered all over the bathroom.

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Goosnargh

(From the town in Lancashire, England)

1. A special Betelgeusian word used when something should be said but the speaker does not know what it should be. From So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish by Douglas Adams.

2. Something left over from preparing or eating a meal, which you store in the fridge despite the fact that you know full well you will never ever use it. After three weeks or so it becomes High Offley. From The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams.

1. "Goosnargh", said Ford Prefect...

2. I looked in the fridge for something to eat, but all we had was Goosnargh.

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crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.

Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper