hijoke

v. to ruin the punch line or otherwise interrupt someone else's joke

Every time I get to the punch line, she hijokes me.

Obamapologist

n. a generally liberal person who rationalizes the more illiberal policies of President Obama

It will be entertaining to watch the Obamapologists sugar-coat his escalation of the Afghan war.

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wring the mop

v. to urinate (females only)

Jeez, I've only had one beer and I already need to wring the mop.

assphalt

when the phallus errantly visits upon the rectal antechamber as it probes for the vagina

For the clumsy cement executive, tennis was a game of foot faults and lovemaking was one of assphalts.