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crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 24, 2012

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Brodello

A place women can go to asure themselves a selection of men to have relations with if they desire; or A place where a group promiscuous men live or socialize together like roommates or a fraternity.

"Do you Ladies want to join me tonight at the Frat party? I'm headed to the Brodello looking for a date."

"That Brodello had so many cocks to choose from, I felt like Madeline Kahn in the movie "History of the World Part 1."

Ken and Peter just broke up, so Ken went down to the Brodello for a drink; their specialty is cream of sumyungguy.

by schonstraws October 23, 2012


Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 24, 2012

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Pussy-Dumplings

Small bits of moistented toilet paper residue found in tiny rolled bits in a woman's vagina when a person goes to perform cunnilingus (oral sex) on her.

"I went to go eat out Maria, and I was grossed out when I found a whole batch of pussy-dumplings down in the her valley."

by schonstraws October 21, 2012

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