math whizz

an awful site that gives you an overload of homework and then doesn´t let you log in giving you an f as an average grade week after week.

teacher: have you done your math whizz
student: how could I it doesn´t let me log in
teacher: thats an twentieth F in a row

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queening

Jumping upon someone's face and rubbing your genitals in their hair in a defiling manner. May be followed by a ploughing

Hagan is going to get a harsh queening

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school

hell + prison + holding you in a chamber force feeding your brain random bs that school says is soooo important that were going to assign you a essay to do over your BREAK. like wtf!! that so stupid its called a break for a reason dumb bitchs . oh dont get me statred on the fuking teachers fucking pet . the teachers pet is someone who love to kiss the teachers ass , And HOMEWORK omg why do we go to school if we this stupid peice of shit

teachers pet : i cant wait to go back to school
quiet kid pull gun *

quiet kid: wtf did you just say

teachers pet : nothing

quiet kid whisper: damn right whack ass hoe

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

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