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What you call a band that you hear on the radio but you aren't sure who they are, but they sound like every other band. So you just call them "Nickelback"
Guy 1: who sings that one "chasing cars" song?
Guy 2: I think thats nickelback, dude
Guy 1: *turns on radio*
Radio: "Can you take me HIGHER?"
Guy 2: Dammit, not another nickelback song!
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The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
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1. A urine sample with ice cubes in it
2. An exclamation commonly used when you go into the restroom and the person who last used the urinal didn't flush
1. ew, icy pee! those damn piss fetishists! them and their ICP!
2. I SEE PEE!!!!!!
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This is the REAL definition of a poser punk: One who is overly insecure and believes that being a punk has rules. Some may secretly LOVE Green Day and Good Charlotte but they hide it because they are afraid to be labeled as a poser. Others may just completely avoid those bands for this reason. They commonly try to be better than every one else, they criticise Casualties fans because other people do. They completely violate the idea of freedom in punk, They only listen to punk rock. They dont listen to any other genre, unless secretly of course. They are MAJOR hypocrites in just about everything they do.
They claim to be themselves but at the same time they follow the crowd by dissing on "emo". They are too insecure to buy clothes from Hot Topic. They are complete assholes and will criticise you if you spell "punks" like "punx". They will beat the shit out of you if you refuse to drink. If you like SLC punk they will automatically assume that you base your life off of it. If you are wearing normal people clothes they will consider you a poser. In short, they are the worlds biggest pussies and they go against the one thing that punk stands for: thinking for yourself.
Me: Dude, Bauhaus is a fucking great band. So is Katy Perry, she's got some great songs out there!
Poser Punk: Those bands aren't punk! your a poser!
Me: Dude you are closed minded, punk basically has no rules.
Poser punk: punches me in the face
Me: laughs
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A Hilarious television show on TLC that is guised up to be "politically correct" but in reality is degrading to midgets. There are a few reasons why.
1- The show occasionally has subtitles.
2- It frequently shows them being too small to reach an object. As if viewers did not know that its hard for midgets to reach higher places
3- Last but not least, it tries to get the message across that "midgets are just like me and you" by showing their daily lives. You are watching a family's daily life on TV, HOW BORING!!!!
the only reason people watch this is because they either find it funny (although I must admit the show is hilarious thats only as of my sense of "laughing at things that are politically incorrect to laugh at")or "interesting"
If you were a midget, would you want people to think of you as "interesting"? OF COURSE NOT!
The other people who defined this show are proof that viewers are only watching little people big world because they find it funny or interesting
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