boodgy

(adjective) Referring to a particularly nasty, scary, hairy, usually fast-moving spider.

Note: a cute Daddy-Long-Legs would NOT qualify.

There's a really boodgy spider in the northeast corner of the shed.

You'd better watch out for that boodgy spider about to bungee down onto your head.

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fucknuckle

A stupid or repungnant person. (20th cent origin - possibly Australian)

"Pshaw! You truly are are fucknucle, Prime Minister Howard!"

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bong

A sainted and holy invention. Water pipe used for smoking groovy ganja. Sometimes ice is added to the water to cool the smoke.

I love my bong!

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Bumjug

Recepticle for the collection of bumsweat.

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Bum

The posterior. Habitat for Australian and English PM's where they live off bumsweat.

"The moisture that you see on the seat of your pants is bumsweat"

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poodong

Jeff.

"Jeff doesn't so much have a poodong, it's more like he IS a poodong."

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turdburger

Burger made to an inferior standard.
See - McDonalds

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