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tokyo sandblaster

When a woman fills her vagina, and/or butthole with sand, and as a man goes down to eat out or toss her salad, she unexpectedly queefs, and/or farts the sand in to the mans face and mouth.

"Dude, last night I went to eat out Emily and she Tokyo Sand Blasted me right in the face!"

"I wanted to break up with Tommy but I didnt know how, so I gave him a tokyo sandblaster last night!!!"

by schwi August 23, 2011

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bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)

"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"

by schwi August 23, 2011

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