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Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.
He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.
"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
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A homely sexual is an ugly gay guy.
I had to put a bag over Marco's head when I was banging him," said Neal. "He's such a homely sexual."
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Scooby Doo doo doo is Scooby Doo crap.
They had to stop filming the cartoon when Scooby dropped a huge steaming heap of Scooby Doo doo doo.
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A panthurbator is someone who sneaks into wildlife parks to masturbate panthers.
Freddie had his hopes set on being a panthurbator, but all they found left of him was a sock and part of his chode.
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Masterly bation is where a servant whacks off his master.
"I say, Jenkins," said Master Dobbs, "I believe it's time for some masterly bation."
"Certainly, sir" said Jenkins. "The white gloves?"
"Of course," said Master Dobbs indignantly as he unbuttoned his trousers, "were you brought up in a barn?"
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Rat muff means rat vagina.
A constant quest of male rats.
"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.
"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.
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A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
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