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Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.
Messy but fun.
As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.
Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.
Timbitulation is the disgusting habit of ejaculating on timbits and then secretly putting them back on the rack for sale.
After Frank was finished with his timbitulation, nearly all the timbits for sale were "cream filled".
A fuckabilly is a hillbilly who has lots of sex, usually with relatives.
Festus was in a four-way with his uncle, his sister, and his grandma.
"You're such a fuckabilly!" said his sister, sucking his monstrous willy.
A scungina is a very dirty, nasty vagina.
After doing the entire frat, Cindy woke up with a very grungy and smelly scungina.
A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.
Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.
Dog nuts are nuts that are served to dogs.
A crunchy treat.
Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.