basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

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rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.

To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.

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inside voice

An inside voice is the voice you use when you're inside somebody.

"I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.

"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.

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master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.

"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.

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cat pants

Cat pants are the furry wide part on cat legs.

Very important to tomcats in assessing female cat beauty.

"Wow, look at Fluffy's cat pants," said Tom, "what a babe!"

"Meeyowr!" responded Thom, "I'd hit that!"

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squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.

Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.

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prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

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