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Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.
A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.
"Whazzup?" he asked.
"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.
Best to leave relatives out if it.
"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.
"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."
"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
Butthole smurfing is where you cram a smurf up your butt.
Very popular at frat parties.
Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).
Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.
"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.
"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.