Frankenballs

A word that describes the appearance of a man's testicles after a vasectomy.

Jane: I heard that your husband got a vasectomy. How did it go?

Mary: He went back to work after a few days, but he still has Frankenballs. The stitches should come out soon.

shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.

John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...