Truffilized

When a block of chocolate is left in the freezer for long enough that the outside gets freeze dried. Specifically a year or more

That porkchop, bro, isn't pork, a block of chocolate has truffilized in the freezer.

man crackin

Mouth full of dishsoap, crack their butt with a wooden spoon

Keep talking filth, and you're gonna get a man cracking

turkey in the parking lot

Going outside to smoke a bowl

Let's go chase a turkey in the parking lot