gash on a lash

1) A mistress or a "bit on the side".

2) Someone willng to accept a booty call.

Boris: Who's that then Scotsman?

Scotsman: She's my gash on a lash.

Boris: That's disguating Scotsman.

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hypnotoad

A toad capable of hypnosis through tel... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!

I don't see what's so special abot th...ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!

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pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

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felicitating

entering a state of hysteria so severe the sufferer is unable to walk or stand. Often accompanied by meaningless babbling.

She spent most of the exam felicitating

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