beaurocracy

1. Beaurocracy – the structure, rules and norms to which individuals who think that they are good-looking believe that they must adhere

The young French lady felt she was one of the beau-chic, beau gens who belonged to the beaurocracy, a "special group" of good-looking folks -- Thus, she behaved according to the beauracratic rules that would demonstrate to those around her that she indeed belonged.

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fucation

a term used principally in English-speaking North America to describe a lengthy time away from work or school, a trip abroad, or simply a pleasure trip away from home, such as a trip to the beach that lasts several days or longer, with the express purpose of having sex.

The couple left their 1st child with their friends for the weekend, and went on a short fucation in hopes of conceiving their second child while they were away.

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Xristmas

Xristmas (the “X” is pronounced like the “Ch” in Chutzpah , but not like the “ch” in cheese). – What many people with Jewish heritage celebrate in the USA on Dec. 25th.

The Steinbergs decorated their Xristmas tree with white and blue Hannukah lights.

When my grandmother arrived in this country, she thought that Xcristmas was a nice pagan American family holiday – celebrating it was fun and you’d fit right in with everybody else.

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cellacious

1. Saying things by mobile phone that (a) appeal to or stimulate sexual desire, (b) that are lascivious, or (c) that are Lustful; bawdy.

2. Using a cell phone (a) in a vulgar manner, or (b) in a sexually stimulating way (whether for oneself or others).

3. Having compartmentalized lascivious thoughts.

4. Being able to tap into and/or express your innermost salacious feelings wherever you are.

Homonym: salacious

That fellow is making lewd phone calls to his girlfriend at all hours of the day by mobile phone, demonstrating exceedingly cellacious behavior.

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fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.

After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.

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privateseat

The place where you sit when you don't want anybody (a) to disturb you, or (b) to see you.

Please close the door, I'm on my privateseat and obviously want to be alone. (My once 5-yr old daughter used to say this when she would go potty and want to close the door).

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pricectomy

Raise the price of your services to such an intolerable level that the client decides on its own accord to stop using your services (ie, what you give to clients that you no longer want to have... )

That company got a pricectomy from its supplier which raised its prices by 40% so that the company would feel compelled to switch to a less expensive supplier.