Yeti

It's what I call my own pet (unfit mother) Abominable Snowmum. I get one all to myself, aren't I lucky? It was worth watching Suburban Mayhem just to see my own 'best in show' pet Yeti's biography on screen...

Anything you can insert the word mother into. "Hang on, don't we have to go to Yeti's for Christmas?" ... "Why, I haven't bothered for the last 5"...

<therapist to me> "Now, let's talk about Yeti"...

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