viva muerpo

like viva cuerpo but using the word merp.

Man1 wakes up with hangover: owww. viva muerpo

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pot holder

jeez. its something you use to hold a hot pan of mac and cheese or somethin.... its not marijuana ralated

i need a pot holder, tim, this pan is hot

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rustbucket

my first car. seriously, my car and others like it are peices of shit.

dude yer rustbucket sucks

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makeout hobo

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.

i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.

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pudding

a food substance that is squishy and if you suck the pudding off of the spoon it makes a humourous noise!

*scflarp* Andrew: yay pudding!

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