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The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
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the sound a Sergal makes
also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp
every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
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Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly
A: Hey, what's going on?
B: My dog died
A: are you ok?
B: Merp
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A secret way to say "I love you". It's for you to know and the person your saying it to, to find out
Girl- Merp
Guy- Merp?
Girl- It has a meaning
Guy- And do I get to know this meaning?
Girl- One day
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The term commonly thought of as a filler for an awkward situation such as the word "meh", but with deeper meaning. Merp is versatile and pseudo-poignant verb, adjective or noun with numerous capabilities and one etiology. It is derived from the word Merpidity which is a happy-go-lucky feeling that one has while indulging in activities such as raging, chillin, and keeping it real. Merp can be used in an catch-phrase to throw people off guard or to have one beg the question "Does this person really think he is a grammatitician, I think not!" Additionally, one can use the word merp as a euphemism in public as not to offend any people in proximity.
"Merpin' ain't easy"
"When I Merp you Merp, yah just like that"
"What the Merp!"
Person 1: Hey man that test was hard!
Person 2: It's all merp bro
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: what do you think, Ill be merpin' up a storm
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