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guy 1- That girl has a bangin body
guy 2- yea but shes got MFS
guy 1- yea, she kinda looks like my uncle
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The act of sodomizing a person while simultaneously performing the Heimlich Maneuver on said person.
When i gave her the heimlich maneuver when we were naked, it kinda slipped in there and became a greek heimlich
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When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.
Dude, i think my girl is deaf after we tried the soggy monkey last night!
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